NarmNarmNarm.

I’m at work.
Waiting For My Sitting,
Which Is OFFICIALLY – 2 minutes late.

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE.
be on time.
NOT a hard concept to grasp.

YOU ARE NOT ABOVE THE LAW.

arhg.
Narm.Narm.Narm.

I like that noise.

Very much.

So I bought books.

the clan of the cave bear series, which is exciting.

And I ordered the 5th one cause they didn’t have it in stock – and It came in today!

I already re-finished the first two, and Im half done the 3rd, and I got them like 4 days ago.

I should really play this reading game more often.

I’m good at it.

Humphf.

It’s been a while.

wow

so much has happened!

I got a NEW CELL. a white blackberry pearl ACTUALLY.
It is vewy smexual.

but hard to use.

I’m sick.

and I don’t know how to explain it,

its like period cramps but a hunderbajillionthousandmillion times more painful.
And ow-

ouchie.

anyways im going to the doctors topday, so they can diagnose me that i’m dying, obviously.
(HA watch with my luck as i have cervical cancer or some bullshit)

anyway, yes,

Ciao.

IHasHome.

I has a home.

Hurray!!
I can move in…whenever, She said.

I HAVE MY OWN WASHER. AND DRYER. AND AND AND ITS BRAND SPANKIN NEW.

- What Dad DOESN’T know is… I’m taking the big screen too.

MUHAHA.

I’m fully excited.
Fully.

I DEFINITELY need a raise though.
*reminder to self - ask Sara come monday – more money for shea PEASE? purty pease?

oh uhm-uhm-uhm

IGETNEWCELLTOMORROW.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

It’s sad thats almost more exciting then getting my place.
*blush*

Doser ate my shoe last night.
STUPID DOSER.
Don’t eat my shoes.
I’m low on those as it is!

oh well.
Dogs.

PACKPACKPACK - I IS SO EXCITED.
Must start packing boxes, and getting rid of old shiiiit.
Old clothes – old stuff.
And I need to figure out My internet Stuff.

I call Shaw tonight.
Or Telus.
Or WHOEVER.

I get my key tomorrow.
Please tomorrow Just Happen.

PLEASE.

I is at work p.s.

and I is thirsty, but bored.

I did everything I could. Maybe I’ll fold shirts.
Actually, know what, I will.
AND THEY WILL BE BEAUTIFUL.
I certainly have time.

and I had something else to say, BUT I don’t remember what it was.
so I have nothing left to say.
Ciao.

WhiskeyInTheJar-o

Lost it.

No.
Not My Mind.

I remember where I put that.

No, no.
The book with the phone number of the lady whose basement I want to rent.

OH I NEVER TOLD YOU THE STORY!

ahahahahaha

OKAY

well

CRAZY LADY.
Calls Lydia (one of my references), and starts to talk with her asking her questions and stuff. She tells Lydia she’s leaning more towards me, because the other girl is a university girl, and her parents are paying for everything and BLAH BLAH BLAH. HA. SUCKER. Anyway. She goes on to tell Lydia, that her DOG talks to people, and she ONLY likes people her dog likes. And go figure, her dog LOVED us. ((he could probably smell Doser on us)).
SO ANYWAY,
she liked us, because her dog liked us, and that’s the end of my story.

She also talked to Renee ((My manager)) and she was apparently being really weird.

“are you SURE she’ll be a good tenant?! SHE’S SO YOUNG! But I guess I have to remember I was 18 once…”

Poor Renee.

lol.

WhoseCute?We’sCute!

shea + keith

Well… At least one of us is slightly photogenic.
one of us being… Not me.

You know, looking at this picture,
he REALLY needs his eyebrows waxed or plucked…or something.
Sheesh.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think I think I think
I GOTTED MY BASEMENT SUITE!

Woo Hoo.
Woo Hoo.

*does the happy dance*

LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND YOU SOME EL PIC-TUR-OES

room 2

Bedroom

KitchenLiving room

And so that will hopefully be my new living space.

Provided my references check out- which they will.

My mom is SUCH a downer though.
I called her to tell her all excited.

“I don’t know shea. furnished?
are you capable?”

URHG STOP ACTING LIKE IM 2!

If you want me out FINE. but be fucking supportive.

you make me so frustrated. seriously.

aggrivated.

URHG
make up your mind woman.

So my mom said she’ll sign, and now she wont

“ask your dad.”

FUCK THAT.
I asked you.
And you said yes.
You can’t just say no now.

So continue apartment hunting I do.

Everything I like is on the North side…
fuck that shit.

I ain’t movin to no ghetto be-bop area.

maybe If I drove.

*upset*

Smell-u-lar tele-ma-fones.

An Ode To Lost/Stolen Cell Phones.
In tune to Mambo #5 – Lou Bega

1,2,3,4,5;
C’mon Everybody,
Say Goodbye.
To cell phones,
Stolen and Lost,
Cellular Life Lines,
That you Really don’t wanna
admit that you need
Day in and out;
twenty-four-seven.
I like Black, Silver, White, And Pink
and as I continue,
You know they’re getting newer.
So what Can I do I really Beg you my lord
To me, my phone means so much more.
They’re Fly
It’s all good, ‘cept when I lose it.
I need a stretchy cord.

A little big of Samsung in my life-
A little bit Sonya  by my side-
A little bit of Bell is all I need-
A little bit of Telus is what I see-
A little bit of Verizon in the sun-
A little bit of Vonage all night long-
A little bit of telephone, here I am.
When I have a cell, it’s my man.

and thats my ode to lost/stolen cell phones.

pro.
I know.

Goodbye Cell phone number 5.
GOODBYE.
Pink Katana.

LoveYou.

I-Love-You.

WOAH.
So totally not what I expected to come from his mouth…
He just doesn’t seem like that “kind” of guy.

Know what I mean?

And so last night we were cuddling, kissing, and laughing…
And
“I Love You.“

Pause.

(As Keith Freaks Out, OH MY GOD- SHE’S NOT GOING TO SAY IT BACK!?)

“I Love You Too.“

(Deep Breath Out)

Then came the whole “when did you know?” “how long have you known?” conversations.

For the reference books I’ve known for a while now.
Apparently, so has he, as well…
But me not freaking out about him going to Big Valley confirmed his idea that I was the “right girl“

cute. He’s very cute.

I kind of sort of Really Like Him.
Wait no – I lied.
Love him.

So all in all I had a GREAT night.

OH.

I found an apartment, not the one I originally wanted…
It’s a little closer to home, and a bit more of a central location, located close to a 7-11, and a sobey’s

It’s a 21+ building though, so my moms going to have to sign the lease and I’ll just live there. The apartment itself is beautiful and clean, on the second floor of the building. It’s got a pool, tennis courts, A rec center, and a workout room. WOO. Healthy.

And yes. That’s All For Now.
<3

MissYou.

Dear Girl.

You’re gone so far away,
which I’m sure I can learn to accept,
but it’s really hard.

I feel kind of like we all go thrust into
“grow up” mode really fast.
We were 12 like…yesterday.

So there you are in Vancouver…
And here I am, being forced to move out
And live…fully…Alone.
And honestly,
I can;t stop thinking about Christmas,
I sure as hell Ain’t spending It at my moms boyfriends.
And I don’t wanna spend it with my dads Girlfriend…
So I’m thinking I’ll spend it alone.
YEP.

Anyways.
Just So you know, i miss you

Like crazy.

AND I think about you every single day.

Dear Lisa.
I Miss You
And I wish You were here.

BUT your not.
SO have fun,
And Live It Up.

Love,
Your Shea.

StandUp.

You got enemies?

Good.
that means you stood up for something in your life.
-Eminem