OHOH funny story! OKAY – so 1 am, I wake up, and I’m like..what the fuck..there’s something on my face. Yea, its a spider. the size of a fucking quarter. Needless to say I flipped out and jumped out of bed literally throwing the spider across the room, and running to the bathroom, where I intend to go pee. Have you ever woken up with a spider half an inch from your eye, half an inch away from your nose, and about an inch away from your mouth? I dare you, try it. Especially caught off guard by it. Okay so there I am, in safe refuge, in the bathroom, do do do do do… and I feel tickling on my foot. I look down and there’s this 4 inch CENTIPEDE crawling across my foot. Number one – anything with more the 8 legs, should NOT BE ALOUD TO LIVE. YOU DO NOT NEED THAT MANY LEGS TO SURVIVE. They’re only there for the creepy crawly factor. Number 2- when those thins are small enough to squish with your foot, so they instantly die, fine. BUT 4 INCHES. THAT IS 4 INCHES OF WAY TO MANY LEGS. I didn’t think a creature could bend in so many places at once. NUmber 3 – I thought we didn’t have creepy crawly things that big in Canada. Isn’t it too cold for them to grow much past the size of maggots? That’s it, someone has purposley infected my huse. conspiracy. You can guess the scenario from my earlier mishap with the spider, which ended along the lines of something like me standing on the side of the bathtub squealing, and trying to figure out what to do with this big THING. So I grab an old hair brush I never use, and full ouy attck the poor thing. ((I say POOR thing very lightly)) and throw the hair brush out, and flush mr. I HAVE TOO MANY FEET down the toilet.
You know I really don’t mind bugs. There’s only tow places they bother me… my bedroom… bed to be more precise, and my bathroom. And go figure, it seems that’s where they choose is the choiciest place to reside. I’m beginning to think I may actually have some very large creepy crawly roomates.
*shudders*
October 1, 2008 at 9:59 am
Having creepy crawlies invade your home is the WORST. It feels really violating, like if Julian was to rifle through your underwear drawer. Also, centipedes are THE MOST disgusting thing on the face of the planet. Bugs don’t generally creep me out, but fuck those centipedes, I would probably jump off a cliff to get away from one.
Oh, you know you wish you worked at starbucks too :p Actually its not so bad, I get tons of free coffee, I get to work with fun people, and I get A LOT more physical activity than I did at PGW. I will be skinny in no time!